AAAAAAAAAAA

''The scene begins on a mountain. It shows a place similar to heaven, in a courthouse. Soul in the defendant, against some other people who look similar to Soul but with other colors. Soul in this scenario is a bright rainbow color, and the defendant is a bunch of souls with various colors. The judge, and grayish soul, sits at the desk.''

Judge Soul: All rise in the case of Alexis Soul against the entire republic of heaven, please rise!

Everyone rises.

Judge Soul: Alright, alright. So what happened?

Blue Soul: I was peacefully sitting at my desk one morning, when Alexis came up and slammed and burnt all my stuff!

Soul: [this soul is alexis soul] Th-that didn’t happen!

Blue Soul: Really?

Blue Soul presses a button, and it shows Soul burning everyone to the ground.

Soul: Hey! You recorded me without my permission! I can report that, right?

Judge Soul: No.

Red Soul: They also killed my dog!

Soul: You just made that up!

Judge Soul: Why am I supposed to believe you Alexis? You lie, you’re destructive, you make stuff up, and you are honestly a horrible person. I’m sorry, but you really have to leave.

Soul: N-No! I can’t! I love it here!

''The reddish Soul is smirking evilly. The Judge Soul pulls out a laser, and points it at Soul. Then everything goes dark, we then arrive at a city, where Popcorn walks down a hill, whistling the TPOT theme, then gets to a street and sees a manhole with the cover taken off.''

Popcorn: Huh?

An arm pulls them in.

Popcorn: AAAAH!

Popcorn goes inside of the sewer, dragged down by the hand.

Popcorn: Umm, where am I?

The arm lets go again.

??? (Onyx): We need your help.

Popcorn: Why?

The guy shows 30 other people, and says-

Onyx: Hi! I'm Onyx! we’re all stuck in the sewer, can you help us?

Popcorn: Have you done this to the 30 other people?

Onyx: Yea.

Popcorn: Why did you think I would help?

Onyx: Why wouldn't you?

Popcorn: Uhhhhhhhh-

Stress Ball, cutting off Popcorn: Wuh-

Stress Ball rolls off.

Popcorn: Hey, I see a button in the water!

Carry Case: Ok, who wants to touch it?

Everyone, but Popcorn and Abstracty: NO!

Abstracty: Possibly?

Everyone stares at Abstracty and he gets an awkward grin on his face.

Popcorn: Oh, alright.

Popcorn jumps into the water.

Popcorn: Ew, I'm soggy.

Popcorn touches the body (Soul’s).

Popcorn: What's that? [Soul springs to life, shocking Popcorn, turning them purple.] AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Camera pans to the other 31 people.

Crystal: What is that?

''Popcorn's dead body is purple and white instead of red and white. Next to it is Soul. All 31 people have a sad face, Soul snaps their fingers and recovers Popcorn.''

Popcorn, screaming: WHY AM I PURPLE?

Soul, making a pose to start the intro and says: It's because I-

The intro plays.

Popcorn: I SAID, WHY AM I PURPLE?

Soul makes a pose and says:

Soul: It's because I-

Bandana, cutting Soul off: We're not letting that happen again.

Soul: Form 4 teams of 8.

Crystal: But why?

Soul stares into Crystal's face with a smile.

Soul, but slower: Form 4 teams of 8.

Crystal: Fiiiiine.

Scene fades to black.

Crystal: Who should I pick?

Onyx: Pick me, stupid.

Crystal: DON’T CALL ME THAT, OR NO.

Onyx, gritting his teeth: FINE. Now I’m joining your team.

Crystal, looking worried: Ssssuurree?

TV: Who should i choose? 3Dy and Laundry Basket! Join my team! I can help you guys out!

They join the team.

TV: Hmmm, UFO and Laptop.

Laptop: Cool!

Lemon: Kumquat, join my team!

Kumquat: Ok, I'll pick Smore.

Smore: Yay!

Lemon: You idiot, why did you choose HIM?

Onyx: Secret Book, join my team NOW.

Secret Book: Ummm no?

Onyx: GRRRR!

Secret Book: Aqua Book, wanna make a team?

Aqua Book: Of course!

Onyx: Hey Waxcap, join my team!

Waxcap: Sure!

Crystal, whispering to Waxcap: You have made a grave mistake.

Waxcap: Have i?

Onyx: Cookies’n’Cream Cake! Join my team!

Cookies’n’Cream Cake: No thanks, I'm joining Lemon's team!

Lemon: I didn't agree to this!

Smore: Hey squishy face! Can I join as well?

Lemon: Don't call me squishy face, ever again.

Smore: Sorry…

Kumquat: Sure.

Lemon: Hey-

Up Arrow: Hi Onyx, wanna join my team?

Onyx: No, stupid.

Onyx kicks Up Arrow, Up Arrow lands next to Aqua Book and Secret Book facing downward.

Up Arrow: Uhh, hey guys?

Wooden Plank: Cwistal, can i join your team?

Crystal: Sure lil buddy, why not?

Onyx: What would he do?

Wooden Plank: Pwese give me a chance, I've never been on a team befowe.

Onyx: No, nerd.

Wooden Plank: Pwese?

Crystal: Sure!

Onyx: Wait I-

Cut to Heads and Tails, whom is arguing amongst themselves.

Heads: you NEVER get anything done!

Tails: how am I supposed to when YOU control the body?

Heads: AS IF IT-(muffles out, scene switches to honeycomb eavesdropping)

Sword walks over to Honeycomb.

Honeycomb: Are you hearing this? This is the best drama I've seen in ages.

Sword: Just sounds like a normal fight, why do you care?

Honeycomb: Oh please, what else am I supposed to do in a sewer?

Heads and Tails notices the conversation and walks over to Honeycomb and Iron Sword.

Heads: Can you guys mind your business?

Tails: Or at least tell Heads he's a jerk-

Honeycomb: Oh no no, I wasn't listening on purpose I was just-

Honeycomb gets cut off by Laptop.

Laptop: Tv! Look!

TV looks over.

TV: Three people! just the amount we need

Laptop grabs them and drags them over to the rest of Uh…

Fish Bowl: Hey Bowl, have you got a team yet? I wanna join you because you know, we're both bowls?

Bowl: That depends, how much do you know me?

Fish Bowl: E-Easy, uh... You're... round?

Bowl stares blankly.

Fish Bowl: EEP!

Bowl: Thought so...

Slime Barrel: Are you guys forming a team? Can I join?

Bowl attempts to answer but gets cut off.

Fish Bowl: Sure!

Posty walks over to Lime Juice.

Posty: Lime Juice!

Lime Juice: Huh?

Posty: I appreciate the way you care about the competition!

Close up on Lime Juice’s face.

Posty: So aware and attentive, while not caring much about a grasp on reality-

Lime Juice: Want to team up?

Posty; Wanna team up?

Lime Juice: Sure…[muttering to himself] shoulda seen that one coming…

Trick or Treat Bag slides over to Posty and Lime Juice.

Trick or Treat Bag: Can I join too?

Posty: Of course!

Trick or Treat Bag: Thanks, didn’t want to be the last person picked.

Popcorn: OOO! I want to join as well!

Posty; Of course purple being!

Go back to Soul, who seems very annoyed.

Soul: FORM TEAMS FASTER!

Abstracty: OK!

Abstracty picks up Stress Ball and Homemade Flag, and brings them both over to Onyx.

Abstracty: We’re joining.

Bandana: ME TOO! You’ll need someone like me, an amazing artist to assist you!

…

Crystal: Hey, our team is full!

TV, offscreen: Hey! Ours was full first!

Cut to the Posty quadrant.

Posty: Oh no guys! [Candy Apple joins Down] the teams are closing up!

Trick or Treat Bag: Look! A team that has specifically four member slots open!

The four of them go to Lemon’s team.

Lemon; No. No no no, I didn’t ask for anyone but Kumquat to be on this-

Popcorn: Who else is there to pick?

Lemon looks around.

Lemon: Fine.

The Posty Quadrant: YAY!

Cut to Carry Case, who seems very sad.

Carry Case: Aw...I was the last to be picked…

Fish Bowl: That’s ok! We’ll take you in!

Carry Case: Thanks.

Carry Case walks over to the rest of his team.

Carry Case: What’s the team name gonna be?

Candy Apple: Good question…

Up Arrow: I know! Since we’re all so phenomenal, and I’m an up arrow, we should be called: Straight Up!

Up Arrow does a handstand.

Bowl: Don’t you mean Down?

''The Down music plays for the team. Cut to Lemon’s team.''

Lemon: We’ll need a better name than that, not that it would be that hard-

Posty: I know! Since I-erm, you guys are all food related, we can be called Brunch Bunch!

The Brunch Bunch Music plays.

Onyx: Pffbt, that name sucks.

Lemon: I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU GUYS DO BETTER!

Onyx: Since me and Crystal are both mineral related, we can be called: The Hidden Gems!

Homemade Flag: What about the rest of us-

The Hidden Gems music plays.

Lemon: That name wasn’t better.

Kumquat: It was.

Cut to the last team.

TV: Alright guys, what name ideas do you guys have.

Other members: Uh…

The Uh… Music plays.

Soul: Yes, we finished! So, you guys like your teams?

Crystal: Pffbbt, no! We don’t even know what we’re competing for!

Soul: Oh, right! I almost forgot!

Soul digs through something and pulls out a maroon ball.

Soul: This is the animation orb! Anyone who has it gets incredible powers, including the ability to change what reality looks like, the ability to change the future, and more!...So what do you think?

Cut to the thirty-two contestants standing similarly to how the BFB contestants were standing in episode one.

Bandana, disinterested: I’m not so sure about tha-

Soul: What if I throw in...pocket lint?

Everyone starts getting excited, again, similarly to the BFB contestants.

Soul:  Perfect! Now let’s start the first contest!

Pan over to Candy Apple, who’s trying to leave the sewers.

Soul, teleporting Candy Apple back to everyone else: Where are you going?

Candy Apple: This place is really gross! I’m all for competing, but not here.

Onyx: I agree! We need to compete somewhere better.

Smore: What do you mean? This place seems quite awesome!

''“Somewhere better” continuously echoes in Soul’s head. They start smiling.''

Soul: You’re right! We shouldn’t compete here!

Candy Apple: Thank you.

Soul: Instead, we need to go to Itty Bitty City! A place perfectly designed for competition! Th-That’s your first contest! To get there! Go!

. . .

Soul: Go away! Now!

''The teams disperse. Cut to The Hidden Gems.''

Crystal: Alright guys, a strategy! Who has one?

Homemade Flag: I can make an invention that could automatically teleport us to-

Onyx: That would take too long.

Homemade Flag: Aw…

Crystal: No it’s not! Go build a teleporter!

Homemade Flag: Ok!

Onyx pulls Crystal away from the team.

Onyx: DUDE! What are you doing?

Crystal: Me? You’re the one being a jerk to everyone! At least I’m being nice!

Onyx: Nice guys finish last!

Crystal: Nice guys? More like jerks! People are gonna vote you out dude.

Onyx: N-no!

Crystal’s eyebrow raises.

Onyx: Maybe you’re right…

Crystal and Onyx walk back over to the team.

Onyx: Go build your teleporter thingie.

Homemade Flag, mildly annoyed: I already was.

''Cut to The Brunch Bunch. They have climbed out of the manhole, and will start looking for ways to reach the Itty Bitty City.''

Popcorn: Hey Lemon, I-

Lemon, angry: Don’t bother.

Popcorn: Aw, what’s wrong?

Kumquat: She isn’t much of a fan of people out of her friend group.

Popcorn: Aw…

Cut to Cookies’N’Cream Cake on a cell phone.

Cookies’N’Cream Cake, quietly into her cell phone: Alright, alright. I need you to bring the helicopter to, just a second-

Cookies’N’Cream Cake, loudly to her teammates: HEY! WHAT’S THE ADDRESS?

Posty: 27-63 Kinglin road.

Cookies’N’Cream Cake: Ugh that’s specific. 27-63 Kinglin road, please? Thanks!

Cookies’N’Cream Cake hangs up, and goes to the rest of her team.

Cookies’N’Cream Cake: You can thank me later!

Trick Or Treat Bag: Ok.

Cut to Uh…, who is also outside of the sewer.

Laptop: UFO!

UFO looks the other way and doesn’t respond.

Laptop, confused: UFO?

Honeycomb: Pretty sure they can’t understand anything that’s said.

Laptop: Hmm...they have an antenna…

Laptop hops onto UFO, and begins to attach wires to them.

Laptop: This should work…

''Laptop pulls out a laptop and starts typing on it, in an attempt to hijack UFO. This doesn’t work.''

UFO: …

UFO begins flying off.

Laptop: WOAH!

Iron Sword: Come on guys! We need to jump onto UFO! Laptop probably coded them to get to the Itty Bitty City!

Laptop: Actually-

''Iron Sword jumps onto the flying UFO and grabs Laptop’s hand. Honeycomb grabs him, Heads or Tails jumps and grabs Honeycomb, Laundry Basket jumps onto Heads and Tails, and 3Dy stands perfectly on top of UFO’s antenna. TV is left behind as the team blasts off into the air.''

TV: Guys, wait!

''Cut back to The Hidden Gems. Crystal is sitting happily when Bandana walks up to them.''

Bandana: Crystal!

Crystal: Bandana! What happened?

Bandana: Crystal, I need something to do! Homemade Flag is building a teleporter and Onyx is “motivating” people! I’m an amazing artist, what am I supposed to do?

Crystal: Go help Homemade Flag!

Bandana: Oh, I thought you had something, specifically for me, the amazing artist Bandana!

''Bandana walks off. Onyx walks over.''

Onyx: Crystal! This isn’t working.

Crystal: What do you mean?

Onyx: I mean, we’re not getting there! Homemade Flag’s invention isn’t getting us any closer, and he isn’t even in the building process yet! Two teams already have methods of getting to the Itty Bitty City, and our team hasn't even left the sewer yet.

Crystal: How do you know about the other team's plan?

Onyx: I did a little spying.

Crystal: Listen, if worst comes to worse I’ll call off the inventing and make everyone run there. It’s just, I don’t want them to be upset! [Lol happens now] Just please, be supportive. I don’t want them to be upset if this invention fails.

Lol: Cut to Homemade Flag inventing the teleporter, with Stress Ball, Bandana, and Wooden Plank marveling over it!

Onyx: Alright…

Onyx slides over to Abstracty and Waxcap.

Onyx: So...what do you guys like doing-

Abstracty: GET AWAY FROM ME NOW!sant face.

''Onyx stares at Abstracty with an unpleasant face. Going over to the Downers. Everyone is sitting on Carry Case as he walks through the sewers.''

Up Arrow: So, Downers-

Fish Bowl: Don’t call us that.

Up Arrow: Ok...so Team Down? Why are we walking through the sewer? Two teams already left.

Bowl: If you were attentive, at all, then you would know that Carry Case is too big to fit in one of the manholes, so he has to try and find the place where he came out of!

Carry Case: Yeah.

Bowl: KEEP LOOKING!

Secret Book: Geez Bowl, no need to be so pushy.

Carry Case: Nah, it’s fine. I guess I shouldn’t have come here.

Candy Apple: Sorry for interrupting you Carry Case but, can some of us...leave? Like, this place is really gross! Can’t some of us...like the sewer, and scout around?

Secret Book: I’d go with you!

Candy Apple: Really?

Secret Book, blushing: Well-I-Um-[more stuttering]

Bowl: Fine. You two go up.

Slime Barrel: I’ll go too!

Bowl: Then the three of you!

Slime Barrel, Secret Book, and Candy Apple climb out of a  different manhole, and they appear outside of the Itty Bitty City, which has a huge black metal fence.

Candy Apple, awkwardly: So um, Slime Barrel!

Secret Book: WE’RE HERE!

Soul teleports over to the trio.

Soul: Yes you are!

The Three: AAA!

Candy Apple: Are we safe?

Soul: Your whole team needs to be here for you guys to be safe, so…

Soul teleports away.

Secret Book: Dang.

Cut to Team Uh…, who is flying in the air.

…

Iron Sword: Guys, we forgot TV.

Honeycomb, sarcastically: Gee, thanks.

Iron Sword: Also, I don’t think UFO is flying to that city place.

Honeycomb, sarcastically: Gee, thanks.

Iron Sword: You don’t sound very-

Heads: We need a way down from here.

Tails: You don’t say!

Heads and Tails physically start to attack each other, making UFO lose balance.

Laptop: Guys, don’t-actually, yes, keep flailing! We’ll fall, and probably land closer to the Itty Bitty City!

''People repeatedly start flailing, causing UFO to fall to the floor. They land next to the Itty Bitty City.''

Laptop: We’re here!

Team Uh: YEAH!

Soul teleports there.

Soul: Still missing TV.

Soul teleports away.

Honeycomb: Sword, 3Dy! Go get TV! We’ll wait here!

Iron Sword: Alright!

''Iron Sword and 3Dy run off. Honeycomb sits down on the floor.''

Honeycomb: Ah...silence.

Cut to The Brunch Bunch.

Cookies’N’Cream Cake: The helicopter is here!

Kumquat: Helicopter?

''A helicopter lands on the ground. Cookies’N’Cream Cake hops on.''

Cookies’N’Cream Cake: Come on everyone!

Smore: WAIT!

Cookies’N’Cream Cake: What?

Smore: I haven’t had screen time yet!!

Smore does a little dance.

Smore: Alright, I’m ready!

''Everyone jumps onto the plane, all saying hup when they do so. It takes off.''

Popcorn: So CNC Cake! When did you ever come to have, like, a helicopter?

Cookies’N’Cream Cake: It's a long story indeed…but I can tell you later.

Kumquat: We’re here!

Lemon: Already? That doesn’t make any sense!

''The helicopter lands, and all members of Brunch Bunch get out. Soul teleports there.''

Soul: Congratulations Brunchies! You guys are the first team to- [annoyed] actually bring all your members here! [happy again] You guys are safe!

Kumquat: Um.. what?

Lemon: YES WE WON! NOW I CAN SHOVE THIS TO ONYX'S FACE!

Secret Book: Hey Soul, I have a question.

Soul: What?

Secret Book: If me, Candy Apple, and Slime Barrel get in the sewer and get the others out, are we still safe or do we have to jump back out again?

Soul: You still have to get out silly!

Secret Book: Aw shucks...

''The screen shows a split scene, three split scenes, like the ones in MOSS 2, the first is The Hidden Gems just sitting around, the second is Iron Sword and 3Dy running for TV, and the last is Carry Case going through sewage with the rest of Team Down sitting on them. It goes to Down.''

Carry Case: Sorry guys, this is really my fault. I shouldn't have come here…

Fish Bowl: Carry Case! You have to stay determined!

Secret Book, Slime Barrel, and Candy Apple are running outside of the sewer, and they hear Fish Bowl.

Secret Book: [gasp] I can hear them!

Slime Barrel: Me too! But how are we supposed to get to them?

Secret Book: Just run around until we find an opening big enough to enter! It can’t be far now!

Candy Apple: Yeah!

Secret Book: ...yeah.

Back in the sewers with the Hidden Gems…

Waxcap: Onyx! What’s wrong?

Onyx: Nothing, nothing, I just don’t want us to lose!

Waxcap: Why?

Onyx: Well, I’m just worried about getting eliminated.

Waxcap: Why?

Onyx: I’ve been quite the jerk to everyone.

Waxcap: Why?

Onyx: Well, I-

Crystal: You can quit the dramatics, let’s hit the trail.

Pan over to the other 5, who are looking at Homemade Flag.

Crystal: Guys, call off the project. We have to get there quickly!

Homemade Flag, disappointed: Aw, I’ve only started building!

Crystal: '''YOU’VE. ONLY. STARTED?!'''

Crystal slides over to Homemade Flag.

Crystal, patting Homemade Flag on the head: Good job! [stops petting] NOW LET’S GO!

Cut back to Down.

Slime Barrel: I’ve found an opening!

Carry Case: [climbing out of the sewer opening] Good job SB! Climb on, let’s go!

Team Down: YAY!

Carry Case runs up to Soul, who’s laying face ground on the floor.

Carry Case: We’re here!

Bowl: Woah!

Bowl trips on a rock and shatters

Soul, muffled: Team Down is safe! Now it’s down to [raises hand] The Hidden Gems, and [raises other hand] Uh!

Up Arrow, mildly annoyed: Why are you on the floor?

Iron Sword and 3Dy approach TV, but The Hidden Gems pass them.

Iron Sword: No!

''Cut to TV, who has Bearsden Mug, the RC by Strathclyder, sitting on them, smoking. They have a black/gold tag with them.''

Iron Sword: Out of my way!

Bearsden Mug: WOAH-

Bearsden Mug shatters on the ground.

TV: DUDE, YOU FORGOT ME!

Iron Sword: I don't care! Just run yourself moron!

''“Run yourself moron” echoes in 3Dy’s head. He then picks up Iron Sword and TV and blasts forward, knocking over The Hidden Gems. They stop at Soul.''

Soul: [standing up] And Team Uh is safe! That means The Hidden Gems are up for elimination!

Iron Sword: LMAO EPIC FAIL JOE MAMA DEEZ NU-

TV: Shut up.

The Hidden Gems, all exhausted from the running, arrive at Soul.

Abstracty: NUUUUUUU! WE LOST! I MUST DANCE TO APPEASE TO THE VIEWER!

Abstracty starts dancing, buts Smore slaps them.

Smore: I already did that, jerk!

Abstracty slaps Smore.

Abstracty:  GRR!!1

''The two of them fighting turns into everyone fighting, except for 3Dy. Zoom in on his happy face…cut to the voting screen.''

Soul: VIEWERS! Vote in the Strawpoll link in the description below under which Hidden Gem you don’t want to be eliminated! Yep, this show is vote to save!...who you want to save! Whoever has the least amount of votes by the time voting ends will be eliminated from the game!

''The credits roll. At the end of the credits, the screen turns to static, on a TV Screen watched by other souls.''

Judge Soul: Their awake, and alive? We have to stop them!

Unknown Soul, covered in shadows: No. We must watch for now. Let’s see how this plays out.

The edgy music cuts to night music as Soul unlocks the gate to the Itty Bitty City.

Soul: Have fun! You’ll be staying here for awhile.

Honeycomb: Wait-

The gates close and Soul disappears.

Iron Sword: I must test something...

''Iron Sword runs up to Laundry Basket, who was walking behind them, and attempts to dump out their contents. This fails, and Laundry Basket angrily attacks Iron Sword.''

Iron Sword: OW! OW! OW! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! I’M-

The episode cuts off the dialogue, and ends.