The Week Long Object Show 01 - Rounding The Edges

Water Bottle and Coffee Cup are talking in a park.

Water Bottle: No, I don't know. She wasn't surprised.

Coffee Cup: Oh, ok then.

Radiator walks over to Water Bottle and Coffer Cup.

Radiator: Hey guys! What are you two talking about?

Water Bottle kicks Radiator.

Water Bottle: Get away Radiator! This is a private conversa-

Suddenly, someone falls from the clouds and falls in front of the contestants.

Skateboard: What's going on over here?

Water Bottle: Nothing, Coffee Cup. Let's just go away before that guy says anything-

Suddenly, the figure, who seems to be a giant floating letter I with no limbs or facial features, starts talking.

Improvisy: My name is Improvisy! And you all are competing in my object show, named The Week Long Object Show!

Radiator: what

The Week Long Object Show. A week long object show with seven episodes for seven days. Starring seven contestants, with Improvisy as the host. The prize of a week's vacation. This is...The Week Long Object Show.

Cut back to the contestants.

Improvisy: So, did you see the intro?

Radiator: What intro?

Improvisy: Ok, good! There's eight of you, right?

Desktop: I only count seven!

Radiator: Yeah, only seven. Also, what's the prize?

Improvisy: Hm...I never really wanted a super long competition, this is perfect! A week it is! And your prize, is a vacation!...to somewhere! For a week.

Water Bottle: Well, what if we don't want to compete?

''Improvisy turns to Water Bottle and seven hands emerge from inside of him. each hand has a shotgun, all directed at Water Bottle.''

Water Bottle: Oh.

Cut to inside of a residential building.

Coffee Cup: A retirement home?

Improvisy: Yup! Today's contest is to get out of this place! The last two contestants to do so are up for elimination. Go!

Improvisy teleports out of the building.

Water Bottle: Come on Coffee Cup, let's go-

Coffee Cup: What if I don't want to go with you?

Water Bottle: Do you?

Coffee Cup: Good point!

Water Bottle and Coffee Cup walk to look for an exit.

Fedora: Typical.

Weighty: Hey Fedora! Wanna team up?

Fedora: Sure, whatever.

Skateboard: Wait that leaves me with Radiator and Desktop!

Radiator: What's wrong with me?

Skateboard: Oh yeah.

Weighty, Fedora, Skateboard, and Radiator walk off, leaving Desktop.

Desktop: Look at me. I'm all left alone again.

Cut to see what Coffee Cup and Water Bottle are doing.

Coffee Cup: So, what's the plan?

Water Bottle: Let's go to see if any of these windows are unlocked!

Water Bottle and Coffee Cup open every window in a 45 windowed room, none of them are openable.

Coffee Cup: Aw.

Cut to Weighty and Fedora, who walk by Desktop.

Fedora: Hey Desktop-wait. Weren't you satying in the main room?

Desktop: Yes?

Fedora: We've been walking in circles, Weighty.

Weighty: Hold on, aren't windows made of glass?

Fedora: Yeah-OH YEAH!

''Fedora throws Weighty at the glass, which isn't actually glass. It's saran wrap, and Weighty gets flung off to hit Desktop's face.''

Weighty: Run.

Fedora: Wait, the glass bent! We can tear through it!

Cut to Skateboard and Radiator.

Radiator: You think the roof is unlocked?

Skateboard: Maybe.

''Radiator and Skateboard reach the top of the building, where the door is unlocked. They exit the building from there.''

Radiator: WE'RE OUT!

. ..

Radiator: I said, WE'RE OUT!

Improvisy teleports to the top near Skateboard and Radiator.

Improvisy: Huh? Oh. You have to get off the property to win the challenge!

Improvisy teleports away.

Skateboard: Drat. Well, let's leave, before it's too late.

Skateboard attempts to unlock the door to leave the roof, but it is locked.

Radiator: Crap.

Cut to Coffee Cup and Water Bottle, who are still looking for unlockble windows.

Water Bottle: I'm starting to think that this is a waste of time-

Water Bottle opens a window.

Coffee Cup: Yay! Let's go!

Water Bottle and Coffee Cup exit the building and walk away, where they meet Improvisy.

Improvisy: Good job Coffee Cup and Water Bottle! You are the third and foruth people safe!

Water Bottle: Third and fourth?

Fedora: Yo.

Improvisy: So now it's down to the dead Desktop, the stuck on the roof Radiator, and...the also stuck on the roof Skateboard.

Weighty: BOO!

Cut back to Radiator and Skateboard.

Radiator: Oh no Skateboard! We're in the bottom three! I think. One of us, or two of us, are gonna be up for elimination!

Skateboard: The last person is Desktop, gonna be one of us.

Radiator: Still! How are we gonna get off the roof!

Skateboard: One of us can cushion the other, but that's a bad idea because then the cushion would be up for-

''Radiator kicks Skatebaord off the roof and jumps off after. Skateboard falls on the floor, shattering hiself, and Radiator lands on top, unharmed.''

Radiator: Sorry.

Improvisy: And Radiator is safe!

Radiator: Phew.

Improvisy: Due to not exiting the retirement home first, and also dying, Skateboard and Desktop are up for elimination!