Wiki Objects 1 - Yet Another Introduction

Wiki Objects 1: Yet Another Introduction

Cold Open
A regular day in the BFDI Wiki...

Goplu: So, you've been reading any good fanfics lately?

Cloudy176: Not particularly, but I've seen some good Gacha Life late-

Green Marker suddenly bursts through door.

Green Marker: GUYS! PEOPLE ARE VANDALIZING THE WIKI!

Goplu: Shut up.

Cloudy176: Yeah shut up.

Green Marker: But-

Goplu and Cloudy176: Shut up.

''Green Marker's eye twitches. Suddenly, he snaps.''

Green Marker: Screw this, I quit.

Cloudy176: Quit what?

Green Marker: Being admin.

Goplu: You can't do that-

Green Marker: I can and I will.

Marsium comes though the door.

Marsium: What's going on?

Green Marker: I quit.

Marsium: Really? You were always the responsible kind. But I guess-

Green Marker: Oh, maybe I shouldn't-

Marsium: No, it'll be better for you. But we'll need a replacement.

Cloudy176: Like who?

Marsium: I know! Maybe we can do one of those funny things, like a reality gameshow, like a battle for admin!

Green Marker begins to have Vietnam Flashbacks.

Marsium: Are you okay?

Green Marker: I'm fine. Just had some flashbacks.

Marsium: So, we're finding some recruits?

Green Marker: Yeah.

Cloudy176: Let's go!

Green Marker, Marsium, and CLoudy176 run off to find some particpants, leaving Goplu to his lonesome.

Goplu: I'M LONELY.

Arrival
Suddenly, on a podium...

Green Marker: Hello, to the 24 of you who applied for admin! Today, one of you, ALL OF YOU, will recieve the chance to get it! yeah

Gum: AND IT'S GONNA BE ME!

Marsium: Weren't you banned?

Green Marker: Just let them compete, it's not like their gonna win.

Marsium: Ok.

Green Marker: ANYWAYS, you all want admin, and isntead of settling it through calm measures and accurate predictions, we're gonna have an object show decide who'll be promoted next!

Everyone: Yay!

Drilly: Whatever.

Green Marker: I don't really have the time to do all the time in the world to introduce all 24 of you, so just tell the people a bit about youself!

Say Hello!
Badgey: I'm Badgey, but you should know that, considering how great I am-

Bald Yoyledora: Dadadadadadada (My name is Bald Yoyledora and my main interests involve the career history of Cary Huang.)

Beach Ball: Hey guys it's me Beach Ball from TBC, except tired...again...

Cherry Soda: My name is Cherry Soda, and I'm a big fan of sadistic gore! No, I'm not kidding.

Drilly: I'm Drilly, but uh, you better like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Épée: I'm Épée, but I just hope to have a dashing good time competing!

Emerald: I'm Emerald, and I'm the superior gem here! Just wait for it.

Error Sign: I'mmmmmmm-[bzzt]-ERror SIgn.

Food Hygeine Rating: Tea is good, but honestly just,- WAIT! I'm FHR, I just want to be one of the normal people here hones-

Galaxy Ribbon: I'm Galaxy Ribbon, I hope to make friends here!

Gluey: I'm Gluey, and I need Improv Club because...BECAUSE...uh.

Gum: I don't even know why I came back, nobody likes me after I did all that stuff again. I'm Gum.

Hissy: I'm Hissy, but unlike my early idea of the show counterpart, I'm really helpful and stuff!

Homeless Man's Sign: I'm, hungry.

MCS: I'm MCS, [sniff] and I hope to not cry as much as I did before.

Neon Grassy: I'm Neon Grassy, the greatest contestant! I can fly and have powers! I should be worshipped! obviously

Sapphire: I'm the other gem, Sapphire. I'm more levelheaded, but very opinionated.

Scorbunnin: I'm Scorbunnin! I'm more chill than normal, and Sapphire's nice!

Tear Gas: I'm Tear Gas, the greatest contestant! I make exposing videos on other contestants!

Toxic Bomb: My name is Toxic Bomb, I'm good at art! (but not that good at making friends)

Trash Can: I shouldn't have been banned, I'm Trash Can!

Uranus: No, I'm not an ass. I'm Uranus. Very mature and things.

Wrapped Butter: I'm the second to last last contestant, my name is Wrapped Butter. Don't expect anything crazy from me, I just want to try for something I can achieve.

Yoyle Book: I like saws.