CBT Aftershow - All Ashore, That's Going Ashore!

CBT Aftershow - All Ashore, That's Going Ashore!

Opener
''A feather and an arrowhead are seen sitting at some desk, with some neon lights, saying "CBT Aftershow!~" hanging over them. The audience is also seen in the background, at least 100 people are seen. The feather, feathery, is unaware that the recording camera is on.''

Feathery: Is Camp Cryptic good, Arrowhead-

Arrowhead: Uh...

Feathery: What's- oh.

''Feathery adjusts himself in his seat to an upright position. He then stares at the camera.''

Feathery: Hello there! I'm Feathery, one of the hosts of the CBT Aftershow! Recently patented by Clinko Industries, me and Arrowhead are here to show what happens AFTER the camera stops rolling!

Arrowhead:

Brown Kind of Flower
The camera service for Captain Quarterly glitches to static.

Arrowhead: We have another person to interview, and they're here live! Next up, from Panama, he has clothes on, he's a jerk, and he was eliminated in the most recent episode, we have Brown Kind of Flower!

''Brown Kind of Flower angrily walks into the theatre. He sits in the seat away from Feathery and Arrowhead.''

Arrowhead: Hey dude! How are you doing tod-

Brown Kind of Flower: I hate it.

Arrowhead: Ok then.

Feathery: What's your problem dude?

Brown Kind of Flower: Multiple things. Firstly, I didn't want to jump out of a van, so I went on the ship, and then Clinko forced Lyndon to actually torture me! Only good thing was that I grew half an inch.

Feathery: Well I think-