SVOO 1 - Shoot At The Sun

Arise
Lychee and Christmas Tree stare in shock as to what they have created.

???: Hey guys! What's up?

Christmas Tree: ...what are you?

Satan: Just call me, Satan! I am the one who lives underground, and rules the demons who have died and will never come back! And it seems that your little quarrel has poked a hole directly into the underworld, releasing me into it! So, I've come to take all your souls.

Lychee: B-But you can't take our souls!

The Creature: Why not?

Lychee: Because he's the one who did it!

Lychee points at Skateboard.

Skateboard: what

Teams
The contestants are walked into a room with four squares, colored red, yellow, and green, but stand on rectagular platforming that's a beigish color.

Satan: Ok, so stand on the platform that you want you and your team to be on. Four people per team, three teams. Call me when the teams are finished.

Satan slams the door, leaving the objects inside.

Jasper: Huh.

''Japser goes to walk over to the green platform. Cuppy walks over to her, to try and be her friend.''

Cuppy: So...Jasper! Green Team! Why'dya pick it?

Jasper: Closest color to orange!

Radiator: Green is like, the farthest color from orange.

Jasper: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE-

''Jasper picks Radiator up, and Cuppy goes to try and stop them. Cut to Lychee and Skateboard.''

Lychee: So, Skateboard!

Skateboard: Fine, I'll team up with you.

Lychee: That's not what I was gonna-

Christmas Tree: I'll join too!

Vote.
Satan: Vote to eliminate in the comments below! Whichever contestant gets the most votes will be eliminated from Satan's Very Own Objects!

You can vote: Voting: Open
 * Type [A] to eliminate Skateboard.
 * Type [B] to eliminate Bowling Ball.
 * Type [C] to eliminate Lychee.
 * Type [D] to eliminate Christmas Tree.

Stinger
''The creature is sitting in a dark room next to a piano. He starts playing Ruler of Everything on it. Once it finishes...there are people cheering in the background. The screen fades to black.''