CBSI 1A - Conked Out

Welcome!
''A crazed chicken is seen sitting around, not doing much. He gets up from sitting on the ground and approaches the camera man.''

Castman: Hello, hello! My name is Castman, and I'm the host of your brand new show: Corporate Businessman's Survivor Island! Here, 16 competitors will battle for...this island! Yes, that's original. This is Corporate Island, a great island where, where, Clinko has had me stay! For vacation!

Octagon walks onto camera.

Octagon: WHERE AM I?!

Castman: Oh HELLO Octagon! I am great! Just introducing the viewers to my new show! Do you like it?

Octagon: Is this Corporate Island?

Castman: ...yes?