Inanimate Havoc 1: D.E.S.E.R.T. Your Friends!

Inanimate Havoc 1: That's...Insane!

The Beginnings Of Something Mediocre
''Blueprint is seen intently typing on a computer. Colored Pencil sneaks up behind her.''

Colored Pencil: What are you doing?

Blueprint: I'm calculating! Something big is gonna come soon!

Colored Pencil: How big?

Blueprint: [dramatic zoom-in] Big.

Colored Pencil: Woah...

''Suddenly, the sky becomes cloudy, and dark. Lightning strikes random places, and someone flies out from from the clouds. It's, it's-''

Photograph of Huge: Hey guys, I-

Blueprint: UGGHHHHHH. Go away, now.

Photograph of Huge: Fine.

Vortexy flies in from the clouds as well, blasting Photograph of Huge away.

Photograph of Huge: WOAH!

Vortexy: Hey guys! My name is Vortexy, and I'm hosting an object show!

Blueprint: Meh, it's better than nothing.

...

Vortexy: So uh...how many of there are you guys?

Blueprint: 21, including Photograph of Huge, who you just killed.

Vortexy: I can take care of that.

Vortexy pulls out a machine and presses a button, and Photograph of Huge comes out.

Photograph of Huge: I LIVE!

Vortexy: Step two!

Vortexy snaps his fingers, bringing the other 18 contestants over to him.

Green Top Hat: Huh?! Where am I?!

Colored Pencil: WHat's the next step?

All the grass in the area turns into desert.

Photograph of HUGE: Y-OW, OW-HOW- HOW! The ground is so hot!

Vortexy: I know! Now this place is a wasteland!

Phospine: Why is that a good thing?

Vortexy: Now you guys have to follow me! But first-

Vortexy pulls out a confessional room.

Vortexy: Introduce yourselves!

Say Hello!
Cut to inside a confessional, where everyone introduces themselves.

Baby Blanket: My name is Baby Blanket, and people treat me as immature even though I'm probably the only character here who graduated from college.

Blueprint: NOT TRUE! I graduated from college! I'm Blueprint, you already know about me.

Chalkboard: ...

Colored Pencil: Hiya! I'm Colored Pencil, and I love making friends! And gore-

Eyeball: Listen, I'm Eyeball, and I'm just here to win. No friends or whatever.

Globy: I'm...Globy, and I can fl. That's probably my best quality...

Green Top Hat: I'm Green Top Hat, and I'm a business major! Yeah...

Huge: I'm Huge, and everyone always thinks I'm mad. Also, I'm from a TV Show no one n=knows about...

Money: I'm money, but my name is obscure. In fact, I am a stash of money.

Mop: I'm Mop, and I'm that stereotypical character with OCD.

Mysty: My name is Mysty!...yeah. I used to be "Lychee", but I changed my name ever since I left the moon.

Phosphine: I'm Phosphine, the other contestant who can fly, but people don't like me because I smell bad.

Photograph of Huge: My name Photograph of Huge, and no one really likes me because I'm just a photograph of someone else.

Ruler: My name is Ruler, I'm the ruler of everything! No, I'm not kidding.

Sugar Cookie: I'm Sugar Cookie! I am friendly-ish.

The Fourth Closet: I'm The Fourth Closet! A classic novel. Yeah, classic, reminds me of when...

Water Bottle: I'm Water Bottle, also here to win. The idiot Eyeball took my line from me.

! A classic